Sorry I have been off the radar.................again. Seriously, I am the worst Blogger ever.
Mr F and I have been working flat out.
Missy is 13 next week, which means we will have a little party. I am working to a deadline, everything has to be nice, tidy and clean.
This happens 3 times a year for the kids birthdays, I suddenly do things like 'fridge management' and clean like I am supposed to.
This is how tidy I want it
At the moment I have just 2 tidy rooms
things have been re-organised
almost every room has had something done/attacked/painted
Laying the the floor
I have come to the conclusion there are 3 stages to domestic DIY in our house
1. Bicker – it goes like this – this piece doesn’t fit – it does –it doesn’t…..ok, you do it then – give us a hand – no, you said you could do it, so do it – stop being childish – I’m not being childish (I cross my arms and pout)
1. Be Competitive – I’m working harder than you, I’m laying the floor – I’m cutting the pieces, I measure everything – but I’m laying the floor (I ignore the fact we are both working together as I am laying the floor with my super floor laying skills, which means I am working harder as I am a floor laying genius)
Double entendre’s and general filth – give me some wood – that’s as far as it will go in – make sure it goes in there, no! not there – it doesn’t fit – come on, bang it in
1 trip to the local Walk in NHS
I have a mangey insect bite
I'm on anti-biotics the size of anal pessary's
if it tracks I have to go to A&E
I don't have time for this
My Eldest insisted I sat down
I now have time for visiting blogs
So, every cloud does has a silver lining
No-one likes my hat
Like I care hahahha
In 9 days
all will be back to normal
I can't wait
In the meantime
this is my face
and this is what I have discovered
Apologies in advance for my inconsistency in everything
and thank you for your most lovely comments on my last post
See you all soon