Never mind the Pollocks

I don't like decorating.

I look like a Jackson Pollock.

I managed to get gloss paint on my bra, my boob glued itself to the bra, I didn't feel it, a few hours later I had to peel the bra from my breast, I won't do that again.  As I am in work tonight, I will need to soak myself in turps/white spirits to get my 'Pollock' inspired paint work off, which is a shame, I'm rather fond of the paint splattered look.  I look very, very art-y.

I also created a bunny shelter for the rain,

I didn't anticipate the wind would blow it away,

it's now at the bottom of the garden and looks like an ornament

A lovely door underneath the chipboard

Missy wants a minimalist feel to her bedroom

minimalist?

Gratuitous Cookie pic

Missy's furniture has been re-located and re-painted

the drawers made by my late Father-in-Law

Still a lot of work to do

a new desk area, swivel chair, shelving etc

we are laying the floor this weekend

bugger

I forgot, I hate decorating and laying floors

I was chuffed with the wallpaper, Mr F says it's the wrong pattern

It's meant to look like a Manhattan Skyline

Fuck

How do I make bedroom furniture look like dining room furniture?

add plates and stuff

Their clothes are still in there

that's my little problem with minimalism

where does stuff go?

Decorating messes with your nails

Missy doesn't want this anymore either

it doesn't go with her vision

which means I got the dressing table

*I am very, very, very happy*

It has taken a day and a half to get the house back to normal

I have 2 more doors to paint

I managed to paint myself into the bathroom

(it's a sliding door)

Mr F had to get me out

But I have finished my painting for today

I have done all my work

I can now relax with a flaming huge coffee and visit you all

I do miss you

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