Saturday, 13 December 2014

Peaches' guide to the Work Christmas Party

Hello Lovelies!

Oh I know! there's lots of guides around at the moment! and I decided to have one too.

Mine is all about the Work Christmas Party.

And maybe ever so slightly tongue-in-cheek *shocked face*

(And probably because I am not going to any Work Christmas Parties this year)

You may consider these as guidelines, I wouldn't,as these are hard and fast rules
I have attended many Christmas parties over the years and one memorable event where Mr F's company had decided to invite 'the other half' of the employees for the first time ever.  Funnily enough, it was the only time they did it.

Anyhoo, let's get on with it!

No. 1 -  Always know how to arrive, 
you know you are the star of the workplace

No.2 - Glitter is absolutely essential
head to toe is always preferable,
 do it

No. 3 - Dance
(actually this is how I dance)

but this is how I want to dance
(but this can also be how you arrive, please see No.1))

No.4 - the Christmas Party Outfit should be memorable
having a high kicking entourage in a co-ordinating  ensemble is a must
....and FYI if I was ever going to wear shorts, it would be these

if you can't manage the entourage *sad face*
feathers will suffice, and, really, when you think about it, it will be divine with all of the glitter

No. 5 - know the letch and master 'the look'

'you wish'

then brush them off

you don't owe them anything, you are FABULOUS

all pictures should be severely edited (preferably by a free service such as Picmonkey)
even if at some point the warm lager or  faux Champagne has decided to freely evict itself in the festivities, you will always look magnificent

 I leave you fore-warned and fore-armed

now go have fun!


see you soon!


  1. I hope these rules aren't only for the Work Christmas Party … I'm pretty sure I used a few at dinner last night ;0)

  2. How timely of you to set the rules for me as I have my work Christmas dinner this week. I shall follow the rules to the absolute!! Now where are my feathers and glitter!!!!!

  3. Bwa-ha-ha-ha! Love, love your hard and fast rules.
    I am booking my Liberace outfit as I write and practicing my "come thither, letch" slap! move as well. I don't know how I would survive the holidays without you as my guiding light. Mwah!

  4. Thanks for that, love! I don't have a works do (obviously, since I'm an unemployed layabout) but I've got a couple of parties coming up, and I have taken note. Feathers, glitter and cleavage it is! xxx

  5. I don't do the 'works do' but if I did, I'd follow the rules and burst in with as much glitter as possible. Can't do much about the cleavage though.

  6. What can I say just BRILLIANT !!! , post and you can't beat glitter the more the merrier that's what I say , best wishes Sandra xxx

  7. Oh, wish I had a party to go to! I usually dress like I'm going to a party when I dress for the holidays anyway! I love your cute selfies by the way!:)

  8. And this is why I heart you!! Wanna be a part of my high kicking entourage???? Vice versa?

  9. I Looooove your guide! It would be one great party if everyone followed your rules! :)))) xxxxxx

  10. Hilarious. This should be emailed to every office throughout the land. xxx

  11. This is brilliant! Any party would go with a bang if everyone read this guide. I'm definitely going for some glitter! xxxx

  12. Me neither no parties to go to but we will have work people over since hubby is the Director of the non profit organization he works for, so i will remember your rules for sure!


  13. Ahahaha Sandra this is the best guide ever! I want to read it every morning before going to work and make it be a funny day!!! Did you watch the tv series Ally McBeal? My absolute favourite ever. I don't know why I bring this up but I thought you might be a fan too!
    Coco et La vie en rose - Valeria Arizzi

  14. Perfection. I already have the look. Too bad I'm self employed and Hubby's office is doing and employees only lunch. Oh well, the sequins will keep.

  15. Hello There, I enjoyed your post today. Sounds like the perfect set of rules to follow in order to have a good time at ANY party....Have fun!!

    Sorry I haven’t been around much lately. I do try to read blogs—but just haven’t commented very much lately like I usually try to do. Please don’t give up on me. Hopefully my life will be back to ‘normal’— whatever that is (ha), sometime in January.

    I did get a cortisone shot in my knee —which has helped with the pain somewhat. In January, I will most likely have meniscus tear surgery…. BUT—in the meantime, I plan to have a fantastic Christmas —and hopefully get to see my kids/grands… God is Good.


  16. Basically you are fabulous...just because!!! Happy this-time-of-the-year :-D hugs JJ

  17. I love this. I just posted this on my Google+ wall.


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