Nothing's impossible

Hello there! how are you? I hope you are all doing brilliantly!

I've had a bit of a mahoosive break.  I spent time with my brain and indulged in an awful lot of contemplation *groan* I pondered the Maiden/Mother/Crone philosophy (the stages of a woman's life) I had a go at being sexy, apparently throwing my leg around a door and slapping my bum isn't remotely hot.  Nope, it's all about being confident in yourself.  And if that requires a shit load of make-up, big hair, some fancy clothes and a bucket load of coconut body butter to hydrate my leathery skin, so be it! I'm feeling sassy, and I like it!


Now, I should give you a strong warning.
This post is HUGE
Feel free to skip!......................honestly, it's massive

Table sale bed sheets make the best dresses

No Ironing!

My dedicated helper

Circle skirt 

a buggered bodice

Finished dress with a lined bodice,

I caught a severe bout of wave envy from Sue,

I waved my hair. 

Best. Thing. Ever.

See that thing behind me?

the thing I vowed never to go on,

after 3 large glasses of white wine I was running at it shouting 'YOLO'

*silently squealing*

look at the gap

Apparently on this day there was a severe weather warning for gales, GALES!!

THEY LEFT US AT THE TOP!

'when you want to come down, press the emergency button'

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we saw live music,

this band were bloody brilliant 

My lovely Paloma Faith

At some point long ago, apparently I agreed to go for an audition for a game show called 'Pointless' with Dave

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As part of my new gung-ho approach to new adventures, I agreed,

Look, I'm not remotely nervous

The audition was in Manchester

We passed the audition!

I also seem to be growing hair,

??????????

I have hair!

Seeing as I may be on the telly I bought some make-up,

There is nothing 'Natural' about this, my face has

 foundation, concealer, highlighter, bronzer, contouring, eyebrow wax and powder, eyeshadow, eyeliner, mascara, lipstick, lip liner and a wall to lean against to keep your head up from the weight of it all

White eyeliner stops you looking tired apparently,

this was pre-youtube tutorial,

I have used the 80's teen approach here of whacking it on with gusto

my etsy clip on 50's vintage catseye sunnies,

I'm in love with them, even though they are teeeeeeny

New Brighton 

I've thrown a little eye cleanser in and a moment to breathe

 how you doing? you ok?

do you want a nap or a cocktail?

ooooooooh!

lets have a fancy cocktail!!!!!

I learned how to make sushi!

Liverpool Catholic Cathedral,

Vintage fair in the crypt,

getting into the crypt was an adventure in itself

Vintage kimono from the Bahamas!!

it leaves silver everywhere

it just keeps giving!

I had a romantic moment and picked Dave up from the airport

Meh outfit

we finally got the gardening bug,

it's good for the soul

disclaimer; this isn't our garden, our rabbits would annihilate this

The End!

and wise words from Ms West

I'll be visiting you all shortly!

and thank you for the kind emails while I was away,

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