My blog post is an accurate representation of my week. My hopes, goals, achievements and epic fails.
For example 1 week ago I had an idea, I was going to photograph my daily outfits. I don't know why, for example I think this outfit is neither inspiring or original, I even wore the same cardigan and tights a week before.
But, you see, I really really like it when Bloggers post their outfits, I 'ooooh' a lot, I get inspired. However, faced with dressing myself I get monumentally bored. But, I challenged myself.
daily outfit pics, I can do that
and yes, this is what my internal high-5's look like
I got distracted
Mr F looking hot
and my cabbage/cauliflower holder
which I managed to break this week
the cauliflower holder, not Mr F
I take way too many pics of these kitties
(I adore them so much)
Our Internet Problems?
A Senior Internet Engineer arrived this week to solve our problems
I have to emphasise 'Senior' because he did
'I'm the Senior Engineer'
'Your radiators affect wi-fi, look it up on the internet'
(I decided to ignored the irony of this statement due to our internet connection not working properly)
(Now, I may be slightly sarcastic here)
I was informed
mirrors affect wi-fi,
and if you have a mirror and a picture opposite each other in the same room as your modem, your radio waves are just going to bounce off each other,
additionally optimum wi-fi connection is achieved in a detached house with massive gardens/fields around them, because the Senior Engineer lives in one and he has no problems
side note; at this point the Senior Engineer is getting quite animated, he's on a roll. He is ignoring every reasonable point I am making, because he is a Senior Engineer and.......... no way! he has just discovered we have......
a remote printer?
now this is very bad for wi-fi
and he just continued........on and on
'your laptop is old'
and the classic
'I'll speak to your husband'
And this was me
(including the Moustache............. I haven't had my personal 'wax time')
(The Senior Engineer returned 2 days later with another Engineer because we were still having problems, Mr F was back from Edinburgh, I stayed in the back room because I really wanted to knock the Senior Engineer out, Mr F suggested there might be a problem with the modem, they changed it, problem is solved)
The week continued
I sat there and played with Crumble
with golden ric-rac
Still no outfit pics
I was sent a catalogue
I spent time studying male model poses and concluded they are vastly different to female model poses
male models do a lot of chin holding and looking intelligent whilst looking wistfully away
It is very hard to replicate
(and yes, I tried)
I want colour
I have absolutely no idea if this will work
(below is me wittering on while the kittens are being utterly adorable, occasional comments from Mr F who is working very hard and I was ignoring all household responsibilities filming kittens and making a dress)
I have been posed
Missy took the photo and wanted me to pose with scissors
this is the payoff, she does me a favour
so I have to pose slightly maniacally with open scissors
in my dress I made
her name is 'Happy'
because sometimes I name my dresses
Outfit Posts - 28% success
Kitty Pics - 100% success
Housework - I don't like it
Making a dress - 100% success
No Smoking - 100 % success
Exercise Plan - 100% success
Must try harder with outfit pics
Thank you for your comments on my last post!
See you soon