Wednesday, 5 March 2014

The dress that demanded more

Hello all, I hope you are all blooming marvelous!

I'm on a roll with the chazza's! I scored 2 dresses which cost me £6.99, bargain-licious!

I have to show you these first, this is literary gold.

*cackle*



Love this


Look how happy he is!
Where is his tractor?
it must be worn out


Little red and I traipsing in mud

Sensible mud wear

This is the best fitting dress in the world.......ever
 I immediately wanted to sew down the buttons over my rack

but the dress deserved some cleavage

which put me in a dilemma



I have big boobs (no shit! hahaha)
 I am used to covering them up
God forbid I show breasts


Covered up and with a scarf

I tried to do a close up of the dress
my waist doesn't look like that!

more like this!

my normal approach, covered up

*deep breath*
honestly this is ridiculous
buttons undone and scarf

get over yourself woman


there!
 I'm not sure about this much exposure

too much?

Can 2 buttons really have that much control?
I keep expecting Jack Regan from 'The Sweeney' to break my door down and growl 'put 'em away love'
no Jack, sod off

I am going try this out an about
If I am honest, I feel quite brazen and dare I say it, sexy (which makes me feel a little uncomfortable??)
anyhoo I will remember the wise words of June Carter-Cash
'I'm talking with my mouth'


And another big Thank-You to the awesome Jo http://angelshaveredhair.blogspot.co.uk/
who painted Vix, Curtise and I.
I can't  quite express how it made me feel in words
But this song is how I feel it

Happy - Pharrell Williams


Have an awesome week you lovely people!
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58 comments:

  1. I love both the polkadots and the jean dress. I say leave the 2 buttons open. It is good to feel sexy! Far too sexy for the guy with the tractor ha ha! Maybe just right for the guy knitting some socks.

    I like the fact that it was a "quality religious book for children" that said that Mommy drinks because you're bad. Wow. Say no more.

    bisous
    Suzanne

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    1. Thanks Suzanne, and it was the 'quality religious book' I found to be astonishing! x x x have a great weekend x x x

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  2. Oh my God, those books are brilliant, especially the knitting Cowboy :)

    Serious boob envy going on over here by the way, if you've got it, flaunt it I say!

    Have a wonderful day xx

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    1. Thanks Yvonne! all boobs are great! I think even the knitting cowboy would put his knitting down and agree! x x x have a lovely weekend x x x

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  3. Those book covers are giving me grin just like you always do:). I think the girls and you look sexy for sure, I love that you feel that way because you look it sweetie!
    Xxxooo

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    1. Thank you Krista! it was fun and I'm wearing it tomorrow! x x x have a wonderful weekend x x x

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  4. It is never, ever too much. If you have it flaunt it. I love, love, love the last ckeeky pic.
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    1. Thanks Sacramento! I love you love the last pic! have an amazing weekend x x x

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  5. If you've got it, flaunt it, love! If I had knockers as magnificent as yours they'd be out at every opportunity!
    Those books are insane, the religious one needs framing! Love a bit of chazza shop success, you must have been a very good girl to create such karma! xxx

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    1. Thanks Vix! yay for good karma! the books are incredible and there are more!! have a brilliant weekend x x x

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  6. Little red riding hood in the rain. Knitting cowboys, "relaxed" mommies and the most gorgeous Sandra!!! We all have our fashion conundrums (ha ha. auto correct kept trying to correct that to condoms!) Okay....we all have our fashion condoms! Open that button. You ALWAYS look beautiful and you make me so Happy! That JO is brilliant

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    1. 'Relaxed Mommies' made me laugh!! I promise my fashion condom will be more exposure! Jo is truly brilliant! thanks Connie and have a fabulous weekend x x x

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  7. Great dresses. Love Jo's paintings of you all.

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    1. Thank you! Jo really did amazing paintings didn't she? x x x have a great weekend x x x

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  8. oh my god where did you find this books!!!! best find ever! and you look totally gorgeous in that jeans dress, let them breath and leave the buttons open. i never ever found dresses or shirts with buttons which would fit me because of my boobies, thats the reason i needed to make dresses by myself.. oh and that polka dot dress is sooo adorable too! i love that color!
    kiss,mary

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    1. Mr F showed me the books! I think from FB (which I don't have) I understand the boob situation totally, that's why I was completely surprised the dress fit me! and it had buttons! x x x have a wonderful weekend Mary Lou x x x

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  9. I want that top book cover made into a T-Shirt. It would be fab!

    I love the polka dot dress it's lovely, and the button up dress is super, I'd not worry about showing the girls too much, in my experience people comment if they're covered or not!

    And you ARE sexy! So don't feel uncomfortable about it! xx

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    1. Thank you Roxanne! you are very lovely and I think the top book would be a truly awesome 't' shirt! x x x have a fabulous weekend x x x

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  10. You are sexy and beautiful! And I can totally see you in this video!! :)

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    1. Thank you Natalia! you are always so lovely! and have an amazing weekend x x x

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  11. What a fine pair of boobies you have , if you got it flaunt it my dear !, great post Sandra, love your dresses, thank you for your lovely comments you leave on my blog, best wishes and love xxx.

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    1. Thank you Les, you are very kind, and my boobies thank you too! I love your blog! have a great weekend x x x

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  12. "Mommy drinks because you're bad" is going to become my catchphrase; I have never seen anything so fabulous in all my life!
    And for gawd's sake, get those buttons undone, flaunt those delightful bazoomas, show how sexy you are, and stop worrying! Seriously, I think a V-neckline is really flattering for big-boobed women, the dress looks gorgeous, and that final pic make me as happy as Pharrell! xxx

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    1. Haha! the book is just jaw droppingly brilliantly awful! the boobies will be out for dinner with the in-laws tomorrow, any mystique will be ruined with half my dinner down my cleavage! have a brilliant weekend Curtise x x x

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  13. I think that dress demands a little undone button action .. the only possible downside of such action may be the heart attack it induces in Mr Foxy.
    So glad you liked the painting ... the original is jetting its way to you as we speak ... well ... as I type.
    xx

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    1. Thanks Jo! I'm really excited, and keep bothering the postman! yeah, Mr F likes the dress haha! have an amazing weekend x x x

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  14. Oh god I need to nail those book covers on my wall pronto!!!! The two-button dilemma is solved IMO, undone is best ... the v-neck it creates lengthens and shows off your beautiful skin ... then say hello to your gorgeous cleavage!! I can't wear high necklines either, I even cut off the neck band on tshirts just to lengthen my neck. I see you're wearing your beautiful new red coat! RED IS YOU!!! Absolutely adore you darling Sandra, so happy to have on my blogroll at last, so I don't miss anymore of your humour and sass ;) xoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoox

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    1. The feeling is definitely mutual! and thank you Desiree! i adore what you wear forever! the poor red coat hasn't had a day off yet, I love it so much! I hope you have an awesome weekend x x x

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  15. buttons undone for sure! xx

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    1. Thanks Janey! and have a great weekend x x x

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  16. Well, you know what they say: ''if you've got it, flaunt it!" Nothing wrong with a little flash of bra in this day and age! Half the world has a pair. The denim dress definitely looks better with a few open buttons, but I love you in the lilac dress, too. Oh, and I'm laughing at that 'religious' book. Brilliant! xx

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    1. You are right Louise! half the world has them! I had to dig around to find a half decent bra, it couldn't be one of my sturdy nana bras (much as I love them!) have a wonderful weekend x x x

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  17. Show them off! Give the world a thrill and keep those buttons undone! Great frockage and perfectly acceptable wet weather foot wear. Are those book titles real because they are brilliant. What exactly has he learnt from his tractor??? I really want to know! XXX

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    1. Mary-janes are always the right shoe! I want to know what he has learned from his tractor too!! I'm utterly fascinated, I wonder if his lady friends look equally happy? I blooming hope so!! have an amazing weekend Brooke x x x

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  18. I love those book covers! And I always thought Mommy drinks because Daddy is bad.

    That dark dress looks great on you! Definitely leave it unbuttoned in a casual kind of way, without the scarf. Just be careful bending over.

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    1. Apparently not!! how truly dreadful though! and yes I will be careful bending over, bend from the knees (which I rarely do!) have a fabulous weekend Val x x x

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  19. Hello Sandra,

    We have stumbled into your world via the delicious Curtise and what fun we have had.

    Your red ensemble is just the perfect way of brightening a dull day. Indeed, even the mud starts to look quite glamorous! The floral dress is so pretty and the coat is terrific.

    And, the blue dress suits you wonderfully well. Unbuttoned it transforms you and it into a glamour combination. A chameleon outfit if ever there was! This garment is surely designed to become a best friend.

    We have signed up immediately as followers. Will you be setting up a lending library for your books. If so, please put our names on the borrowing list for the Manly Art of Knitting. Neither of us can knit but this looks as if it could persuade us.....

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    1. It's lovely to meet you, and welcome! I'm so happy you like it here! and thank you for your kind and lovely words, sadly I don't have those books (which is a shame) the Manly Art of Knitting would have been a popular choice! have a wonderful weekend Jane and Lance x x x

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  20. great dresses! i love the denim(?) dress up and down buttoned. one version is cute the other is hot! you look great, dear gal!

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    1. Thank you for your loveliness! and have an amazing weekend x x x

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  21. Mommy Drinks Because You're Bad ... that's a quality religious book? That's hilarious! I love your Little Red outfit. Black stockings and red shoes have always made me happy. :)

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    1. It is a shocker isn't it! and thank you! there is something special about red shoes! have a brilliant weekend (and restful too, I know you are very busy with your awesome cottage) x x x

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  22. I say be a little sexy....you rock it totally!

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    1. Thank you! sexy is a little alien to me but sod it, I'm having a go! and have a fabulous weekend x x x

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  23. Darling, if you've got it then flaunt it. And you got it!!! You look bloody delicious in your frocks and the unbuttoning is superb, so DO IT!! Love those books. How many kids really believed that mummy drank because they were bad??

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    1. I know! did any children receive that book?? imagine? I hope not! and thanks Sue, and the boobs are out this weekend (I may even shimmer them, actually I'd rather put a bucket of glitter on them, I love my glitter!) have a blooming brilliant weekend x x x

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  24. Oh la la!! Someone looks smokin' hot! I love that lilac dress, it compliments your figure, and the scarf is a lovely addition, but nothing to hide babe! The blu dress again is fab, although I would close 1 more botton, because I think its style doesn't get along with cleavage exposure :-) you look gorgeous Sandra, much much Love,
    Coco et La vie en rose
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    1. I think you are right about the extra button! and thank you for your lovely words! have a gorgeous weekend my lovely Coco x x x

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  25. wowsers!!! You should show cleavage more often! How shapely and lovely you look - that dress is AWESOME!

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    1. Haha, thank you! you are brilliant! I do love it when we hit gold in a chazza, nothing better! have an amazing weekend x x x

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    1. Thank you Kyra! you are very kind! and I'm coming over to your blog now! have a great weekend x x x

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  27. The last couple of photos are GREAT... if you got it, flaunt it!!!!!! But---I do like that black (or navy) dress on you... very flattering.

    Hugs,
    Betsy

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  28. Thanks Betsy, I will definitely have a go haha!! have a wonderful weekend celebrating George's birthday! x x x

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  29. hi dear!
    i love the last pic and the polka dots dress!
    happy weekend!
    S

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  30. Thank you! and have a lovely weekend too x x x

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  31. Mommy drinks because you're bad -- LOL! You're looking very sassy with your buttons unbuttoned. Love your style!

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  32. Also: I LOVE that polka-dot dress and want to steal it!

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