I'm on a roll with the chazza's! I scored 2 dresses which cost me £6.99, bargain-licious!
I have to show you these first, this is literary gold.
Look how happy he is!
Where is his tractor?
it must be worn out
Little red and I traipsing in mud
Sensible mud wear
This is the best fitting dress in the world.......ever
I immediately wanted to sew down the buttons over my rack
but the dress deserved some cleavage
which put me in a dilemma
I have big boobs (no shit! hahaha)
I am used to covering them up
God forbid I show breasts
Covered up and with a scarf
I tried to do a close up of the dress
my waist doesn't look like that!
more like this!
my normal approach, covered up
honestly this is ridiculous
buttons undone and scarf
get over yourself woman
I'm not sure about this much exposure
Can 2 buttons really have that much control?
I keep expecting Jack Regan from 'The Sweeney' to break my door down and growl 'put 'em away love'
no Jack, sod off
I am going try this out an about
If I am honest, I feel quite brazen and dare I say it, sexy (which makes me feel a little uncomfortable??)
anyhoo I will remember the wise words of June Carter-Cash
'I'm talking with my mouth'
And another big Thank-You to the awesome Jo http://angelshaveredhair.blogspot.co.uk/
who painted Vix, Curtise and I.
I can't quite express how it made me feel in words
But this song is how I feel it
Happy - Pharrell Williams
Have an awesome week you lovely people!