It's not right, it's not Cricket!

I Am Very Sorry.
It has been very rude of me to just bugger off, not visit anyone at all and then pop up like the Prodigal Blogger, I didn't meant to be so absent.
It turns out I'm a hideous Drama Queen.  I am, I have been a stroppy and grumpy sod, I have napped relentlessly, even my lipsticks have been neglected, I have flailed and wailed this month, everything took too long, too many things broke, it's nothing serious, just lot's of inconveniences all at the same time.  I even missed a Blogger Meet Up, due to blooming crappy lurgy-itis.

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You see, it has been in your best interests I have been away.  I even managed to annoy myself.

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Fuzzy Logic

the house is fucked, so lets start sanding

then lets get rid of the panels

Dress-making with kittens

Meet Grumpy 

Tight wearing for the kittens second round of vaccinations,

good job really, my leg hair is now at it's luxurious stage

This room took 3 weeks

the orange is called 'mango tango'

I call it 'Sainsbury's plastic bag'

3D crushed silk effect wallpaper for our 'feature wall'

I hung this

this was the most bastard difficult thing ever

I may not have thrown a mattress, 

but I threw a strop over every piece I hung

I'm surprised I didn't stain the wall blue after the filthy language I spat at it

Littlest's new bed

We were invaded by about 200 ladydirds

it wasn't cute

*cue screeching after finding one in my cleavage*

IN MY CLEAVAGE

the kittens kept me sane

I love them so much that I laughed (not even maniacally) when they played in white gloss paint and decorated most floors in the house

*2 carpets are getting replaced, hurrah house insurance!*

Blown Electrics

and a Broken Freezer

I made paint colour card 'bunting'

(the kitchen ceiling has been painted too)

My home made dress, I love it 

the finished room

Cute bag from Oxfam

I went Vintage Shopping with my friend, I was after a cape

so naturally I bought a coat

£24.99 from Oxfam - cashmere and wool mix

very fancy! 

It looks waaaay better than the picture

I don't know what this fancy bit is for on the inside of the coat

 today I attended the Breast Clinic

it has been a nerve wracking couple of weeks

I have been discharged though, everything is fine

Tonight I am having Bellini's to celebrate

this was my focus

one way or the other

........Bellini's, mmmmmmmmmm 

Duckworth Lewis Method - Sweet Spot

Mr F thinks it's about cricket

I'm not convinced

I'm off now to visit you all,

I hope your week so far has been fabulous!!!

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