Profanity alert

Dear Readers,

We have received a call and must go to London next week to film!

Dave is thrilled, 

Me

I have agreed to go on a game show, it will ask me questions based on my general knowledge.  You cannot say 'I don't know'. You have to give an answer, any answer.

This week I spoke to a lovely girl from the show, we discuss my interests.

on the application (oooooh, I remember it all now) I had put that I like wicker baskets and nice things,

my strong points??????? I said I'm hoping to wing it

wing it,

on a game show with very clever people,

on the telly,

to be broadcast to an audience,

wing it.

there are rules over what you can and cannot wear,

which has ruled out most of my wardrobe,

Additionally since giving up smoking I have put weight on, 

my dresses have been game girls and let me get away with it until last week when

  Miss Lilac Polka Dot refused to play. Bugger.

I have given up bread for the foreseeable future.

and cake and other 'unhealthy' things like sugary lovliness,

Not alcohol though, fuck that

Now, I have to have 5 outfit options.

I will also have to colour my hair,

shave, false tan, pluck eyebrows, pack, 

the kids will be at my parents.....more packing

At no point have I thought to pick up a general knowledge quiz book.

Wish me luck Darlings,

I'll be round to visit soon

*thank you for your fabulous comments on my last post, you are gorgeous*

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