Saturday, 7 December 2013

Bad Santa! bad, bad Santa!

*****WARNING - THIS POST CONTAINS EXCESSIVE FESTIVE CONTENT******

APPROACH WITH CAUTION

I HAVE HAD 4 COFFEE'S AND 2 LARGE COLA'S

AND A CAMERA


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Is it Mariah Carey 'All I want for Christmas'
No! BUT the likeness is uncanny

Who is that I see????

the garden looks atrocious, but who is that?

what on earth??


YOU CAN'T SWEETEN ME SANTA!



Oi! get back to work
you should be somewhere else Santa



you don't have time to chill with children

I will take evidence of you shirking




Can I make this more camp
hell yeah
one home made showgirl head dress should do it




just in case you want to check if you are on the 'Naughty or Nice list'


Here's Mariah
my twin


If you have survived this post, I salute you!!
HAVE A FABULOUS WEEKEND!!!

See you soon!!

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46 comments:

  1. You are the most beautiful and fun Santa on earth,my dear Sandra.
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    1. Thank you Sacramento! you are always lovely x x x

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  2. Wonderful, wonderful Santa you are, a fun post again with kisses Les x

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    1. Thanks Lesley! I'm glad you liked it! x x x

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  3. Haha, you guys are too cute!

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    1. you are too sweet! thank you! x x x

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  4. Bwa-ha-ha. I would welcome this particular Santa at my home any day, but only if the Mariah Carey-twin assistant came too. And SHE has to drive the sleigh. Love your headpiece. I'll leave out some coffee and cola!...and a camera.

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    1. I'm coming over! and on a sleigh *happy face*, it would be the coolest journey ever x x x

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    1. I know! he is so naughty hehe x x x

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  6. Wow! What can I say? ... intimidates me! Plots look!
    Great post! I congratulate the ability and talent to curiosity to me!
    I will always be coming back for more: *


    Regards,
    Katherine Unique


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  7. LOL ... I love it!
    I must say I was a little frightened by photo three ... Santa looked like he might have homicide on his mind.
    Glad you survived to enjoy another Christmas.
    xx

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    1. haha! you are right! I didn't even realise it! x x x

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  8. Oh that Santa! What was he doing lurking and skulking around the garden like that? Naughty man! Anyway you all look adorably festive and I suddenly want to listen to carols all day long.XXX

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    1. He could have tidied the garden while he was out there! x x x

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  9. Oh! Thats fab. You look better than Mariah Carey! All your family look great in this. Festive Christmas cards to send to others perhaps?

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    1. Thanks Roxilicious! I am actually the worst Christmas card giver ever *oh shame*

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  10. Oh my goodness. What would I do without my regular dose of Peaches?? LOVE!!!!!!!

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    1. I need my regular dose of Connie too! you make me a happy Peaches x x x

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  11. Hahaha! Love it! And I'm loving the hair; it's making me think of Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz for something reason! So pretty xx

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    1. Thanks Louise! my hair is my Eldests old weave, she lets me play with it sometimes haha! x x x

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  12. That's it, I am coming to your place for Christmas!!!! Excellent fun, and you do make one saucy Ms S Claus!! Love your tree decorations, I seriously need to consider the construction of my tree before December is over.

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    1. come over! we would have a ball!! - I found caffeine helped with the decs, I was hyped for hours, like a jumpy mere cat haha!

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    2. xxxxx, I didn't put kisses!!!! x x x x

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  13. You've busted out the tree and the Santa costumes already? You're bonkers, the pair of you! But oh so lovely and funny, so you're forgiven. How good do you look in your sexy Ms Santa dress? Bet Mr Foxy Santa couldn't keep his hands off you! I don't think any quantity of coffee and coke would imbue me with this amount of festive enthusiasm, but I'm enjoying yours vicariously, you mad woman! xxxx

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    1. haha! thanks Curtise! I get a little too giddy at times and have to be reigned in, a lot! x x x

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  14. Bwahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaa, you gorgeous beastess! Too adorable! It must just be such FUN in your household!! You're making me feel a little festive, and I am a confirmed bah humbug kinda gal! XXXXXXXXXXXX

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    1. I think it's fun too! then my kids give the 'not cool, really not cool' look, as you can see I take no notice hehe! x x x

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  15. you sure are magic! just pure pure magic! you look glorious and crazy and divine xxxxxxxxx

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    1. hehe! thank you Janey! you have made me super chuffed! x x x

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  16. Ha ha !
    You guys are adorable! Santa's too early, send him away!
    Your hair seems to suit you no matter how you wear it, loving the extensions :)
    Your home looks so cosy and festive.
    I love the Robin on your tree.

    Can't wait for more Christmas antics :)

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    1. xxxx too! I was very annoyed at Santa, loitering in my home! Thank you for the nice comments, the Robin was my Uncle's, he gave it too me before he died, he's very precious and next to the sparkly bird, (I picked up a couple of years ago) who is meant to be his wife, my Aunt,she was fab too!

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  18. You are a wonderful Mrs. Claus that comes to Earth to make us enjoy with your posts!! Hahaha. Happy week, darling.

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    1. Thank you Rosy! I'm so happy you liked it! have a lovely week too x x x

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  19. eeeek, what a fun post. you made my day .... :)

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  20. Something tells me you laugh a lot in your house:) I adore your playfulness!
    XXOO

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    1. Thanks Krista! I have to have some laughs, there are a LOT of hormones in this house, hehe!! x x x

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  21. You pair are utterly mental. I absolutely loathe Xmas any any mention of it until the week before but I'll let you off 'cos I love ya! xxx

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  22. That third picture where Santa looks like he's going to grab you by the throat and drag you down to the basement - I'm sure I've seen that exact shot in some horror movie somewhere. :O

    In all seriousness, the resemblance between you and Mariah is uncanny! :o)

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    1. hehe! I didn't realise how sinister it looked until afterwards! and thank you, I wish I looked like Mariah :) x x x

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  23. Survived?!!! THRIVED!!! Laughter is hard to come by sometimes and you made me so happy!!! Great fun. You look really cute in that outfit too!!

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    1. Thanks Jean! I'm glad I made you happy! you have made my day :) x x x

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