When I am in situations where I am on my very best behaviour for long periods of time I have a tendency to get the giggles. I didn't, however 2 of my new co-workers nearly did, 1 after a role play where I was a disgruntled customer called Tom, Tom Jones, I have to say I got a little enthusiastic.
The other co-worker got the giggles because of my face during 'difficult and challenging' bits because....
I looked like this...........
a lot
and, yes, yes I understand exactly what's going on.......
'Why are you on the wrong page?'
Question 'Give me an example of an obstruction in the street?'
Me 'a drunk man'
cue withering look
and in training, trying to be all smart and stuff
it's all I had
(I looked like this as well)
and on it went, I must say I was completely cacking it,
I will just have to see how I do, I don't think I will break things, cause an international incident or ruin the reputation of a well-established company *fingers crossed* but I will endeavor to dress nicely and press buttons and stuff
First day training, finished at 10pm hence bizarre face
2nd day training, finished at 10pm - I have now hit the bottle
back 2 days later, finished at 9pm
am doing the hokey cokey
Cookie is offended
the least happy/impressed kitten
Really!
she is such a princess
I am back on Sunday, where I will be flying solo
answering calls from actual people with actual questions
not wearing casual clothes
see you all soon
you are all quite awesome and wonderful and
it's an absolute delight to have your company
xxxxxxxxxxxxx
P.S. credit to Mr Foxy for showing me how to copy and paste Father Dougal
he was so patient, bless him, he has cleaned up and has done a better job than me
and I demand photo's and technology things
he's a hottie indeed
x
Mr Foxy, we salute you!
ReplyDeleteAnd Ms McGinty, we also salute you - such long hours of arduous training, trying not to laugh, doing hideous role play, dressing beautifully, and learning stuff. You rock!
Cats are never impressed. With anything, or anyone. They are Far Too Cool.
Good luck with your real live actual people! You'll be ace! xxxx
I can't even begin to tell you how puffed chest Mr Foxy was when I told him of your salute! he got all chuffed! cats are Too Cool, Cookie is offended when i disturb her sleep, so I tiptoe around her - honestly, these cats! x
DeleteLOL ... So glad you survived the training ... Now time for the REAL world ... EEEK!!!
ReplyDeleteOne thing is for sure ... however it goes ... you'll look fabulous while doing it.
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EEEK!! serious eeek-ing going on!, and the occasional WTF! x I am just a lazy sod really!!! x
DeleteBahahahaaaaaaa, I am sure I have both those expressions regularly upon my dial!
ReplyDeleteUgh, role play.Cacking it is the only way to survive it!!! With your sense of humour, you are going to be a winner, darling!
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thank you dearest Helga, and role play is beyond frightful!! x
DeleteI am an inappropriate giggler, too. But congrats! You're going to be amazing in your new job!
ReplyDeleteit's not just me! thank goodness!! thanks Connie for your support! x
DeleteLooking good! Good luck!
ReplyDeleteaw shucks! thanks hun x
DeleteThose are crazy long hours of training - but it seems worth it.
ReplyDeleteYour outfits all look amazeballs!
And Cookie is such a cutie : )
I hope you're enjoying your weekend xx
Cookie knows she's a fine young thing! hehe, such a little poser normally, weekend is good! hope yours is too x
DeleteYay for a fun training......oh and hard work to I am sure.
ReplyDeleteWow they were late nights.
Loving the pussy cat polka-dot outfit.
All the best for the real peeps on the phone.
Love v
Thanks Miss V, I am all blushy you like on of my frocks! I crush all over yours!!! x
DeleteOoooh! I'm hoping the real thing goes ever so smoothly for you. At least you'll look awesome whoever scary it gets.
ReplyDeleteCookie is a beaut and so are you,. xxx
my brooches have been my little amulets of luck! nice words make me giddy!!! thanks so much, means a lot to me!x
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