The Oldest Swinger in Town

There are many reasons why I love to go to the Charity shops

you never know what you will find, it could be a damn fine pair of shoes, a squeal worthy bag,

or vinyl LP's that are happiness

I couldn't bring this home

number 7

tickled me no end

but I labelled it 'inappropriate' darn it!

however I brought Dennis home with me, he has a handsome, luxurious moustache, dimples and a hot denim shirt,  there is wonderful commentary about Mr Weavers character on the back  'Dennis Weaver is the type of man I like to hang around', I liked that

and his song

'Make Love to Life'

I'm not sure how to, but I think it's right to get all hot and bothered about things you like

could be tea-towels, bird watching, poetry

I think passion and love for things we are passionate about and love is always good

I have the greatest passion and love for music (bowls and tea-towels) any, as long as I like it

I once went to see 'Madame Butterfly' at The Lowry' with Mr Foxy

in the cheap seats,  it was magnificent

the ending, which is beyond sad, had me be trying my best to control myself, it didn't work

I cry and it's ugly, snotty and snorting

no regal sniffles from me, couldn't be posh if I tried!

Chazza jumper, £2, I am rather smitten with the lace detail, very Victorian

its 2 sizes smaller than me,  I try and take no notice of sizings when in Chazza's

however I pushed it a little too far when I saw a coat of dreams, and it was! it had a tufty HUGE faux fur collar, belted, tweed skirted coat and for a brief deluded moment I thought 'yes!'

Missy threw it on while I was misty and mesmerised, 

and it fitted her, deluded indeed!

Success at the chazza's! we kind of had instant karma, as we dropped a bag of at Oxfam

we then we got a haul of goodies, party dress for Missy £1, 2 cutsey jumpers for Little Miss-ette for about £6, 1 was the softest angora hooded jumper with pom-poms, too sweet

another was a book, Alan Carr's biography, Mr Foxy thought it would be good for my first day at work as we are allowed to read in between calls.

At no point did I think this was a problem

Alan Carr is hilarious, funny and caused me at several points to snort

and then compose myself, and snort again

He described puberty as a time were most boys were blessed  overnight by the puberty fairy with chiseled chins and hairy chests, he was given moobs and the voice of a pensioner

funny, funny man

I hope you are all having a marvellous day

I hope whatever you are doing, you are having some fun

see you soon, you gorgeous lot

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